Marathon Viewing The Latest Festive Features: The Hits, The Misses, and The Guilty Pleasures.
‘Tis the time of year to lounge on the sofa and consume a packet of mince pies in front of a good movie, a bad movie, or one that’s terrible yet terrific.
Once again, a crop of new holiday movies hopes to be part of our holiday traditions—maybe even finding a spot alongside timeless staples like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (we won’t debate it).
Therefore, in a helpful attempt to separate the winners from the losers, and to get into the Christmas spirit, I binged as many new festive movies as possible in a single day.
First Up: The Jonas Brothers' Holiday Flick
Beginning, hopefully, on a good foot. This film is the sole 2025 title on a popular review site's list of the greatest 100 holiday films of all time.
The popular band find themselves trapped in the UK after concluding their global concert series and must get home for Christmas. Their attempts are hampered by an evil Santa, who bursts into melody to announce they won’t get home until they “find their sibling bond.”
The banter between the bickering brothers is enjoyable even for the non-fan, while devotees will undoubtedly pick up on lots of easter eggs as they try to get back using all transportation available.
It’s a travelogue of mishaps.
It’s not legendary, but is great for devotees and a solid start to the day.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their loved ones who are obliged to sit through it.
Late Morning: Tinsel Town
Famous performer Kiefer Sutherland stars as a celebrity cast a "panto".
“A what's a panto??” asks Sutherland’s “difficult” and ageing action hero Brad Mack, who has fallen on hard times and whose representative has tricked him into thinking he’s performing in prestigious English theatre.
His pantomime cast-mates inform him he’s playing Buttons. “Absolutely not,” he protests. One can imagine their response. Except if you’re not acquainted with traditional panto catchphrases.
There are some great jokes, some touching side stories, and the supporting actors is brilliant, too.
It’s the type of film that would be a bit cheesy at a different time, but is a great entertainment at Christmas.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
A New Spin on Scrooge
Danny Dyer shows up at the start of this film, too, delivering a signature line for the next movie straight. Might this become a fresh holiday staple?
This time, he’s a musical taxi operator who collects Mr Sood, the latest spin on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by an actor from Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the director of Gurinder Chadha. The classic narrative unfolds as the tight-fisted Mr Sood is confronted by the apparitions of Christmas yesterday, today, and tomorrow, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This Indian Scrooge is at least different from all the others, but regrettably he’s not very captivating and Nayyar’s performance is flat—a significant issue when he’s so the main character.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
12.04pm - Stuffed
There's just enough time for a major broadcaster's Christmas comedy-drama—which stars Guz Khan as a lovably grouchy guy who “doesn’t really do Christmas.”
But after he is awarded an £8,000 Christmas bonus at work, his wife (played by Morgana Robinson) persuades him spending the sum on a holiday to Lapland.
There’s just one issue—he learns there was an mistake with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to figure out how to pay back the remainder.
Pleasant yet unmemorable.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
A Classy Netflix Romance
This is one of those Christmas films where the decorations and snow are in the backdrop—Christmas is the scene of the film rather than its core purpose—but it feels cosy and festive all the same.
Ambitious executive Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is sent to a country estate to negotiate a purchase for a champagne business. En route, she encounters a man in a book store who vows to show her the holidays in the City of Light.
A critic recently stated this is the finest new Christmas film of the past few years. That’s a bit of a stretch, but it is a Christmas romance with a dash of elegance and gives the required warm and fuzzy feels.
The scene with a extended debate about Die Hard is very good too.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Afternoon: Finding Father Christmas
Young Chris, played by Lenny Rush, continues to believe in Father Christmas, in spite of the attempts of his dad (starring James Buckley) to tell him otherwise.
The secret is to be discovered, and Chris ventures forth to find it with the guidance of a group of well-known figures.
It’s gentle but sweet, and perfect viewing while expecting Santa to visit.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄
Late Afternoon: Oh. What. Fun.
Michelle Pfeiffer is the mother of a quarrelling American family who come back together for the holidays—including other acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer starts by mentioning holiday staples like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before saying: “They need to make a movie about the real champions of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the premise, but in practice it’s really a jumble of those aforementioned movies, at least until Pfeiffer’s character at last finds her strength.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Evening: A Scottish Christmas Secret
The day’s gone downhill, but fortunately here’s a new entry in the crowded field of formulaic, schmaltzy, badly acted—and strangely compelling—holiday fare.
It’s a tale as familiar as can be: An American woman goes on a quest to a far-off wintery locale and ends up finding romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher